You Know You're a Nurse When............
1) the front of your scrubs reads "Nurses... here to save your ass, not kiss it!" (I have a shirt that says that....) 2) you occasionally park in the space with the "physicians only" sign... and knock it over. 3) you believe some patients are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. (I've said this....) 4) you recognize that you can't cure stupid. (very true!) 5) you own at least three pens with the names of prescription medications on them. (I do! and they write so damn good!) 6) you believe there's a special place in hell forthe inventor of the call light. 7) you believe that saying "it can't get any worse" causes it to get worse just to show you it can. (Been there, done that!) 8) you wash your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom. (YEP!) 9) you believe that any job where you can drive to work in your pajamas is a cool one. 10) you consider a tongue depressor an eating utensil. (YES) 11) eating microwav...

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