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I'm so happy that both Joe and his awesome wife Barrett now have Twitter! They added me today. Here's Joey's intro to twitter video courtesy of Joe Politics!
Yesterday I get home from taking yet another child to the doctor and I see where we can now call and leave a message for NKOTB. You have got to be effin kiddin me! So, of course I dial the number, listen to Joe's heavenly voice speak, and here comes time for me to leave a message. Now, I'm all choked up and sick and sound like a bull frog talking. My message is something like:"Hey I saw you guys in DC and Charlotte, coming to Richmond to check you out again. Been a fan for so long and I need some facetime." Then I put my 10 year old on the phone, and I"m coaxing him the whole time as to what to say. He says:"My mom is your biggest fan and she needs some passes. Oh yeah, soundcheck passes, backstage passes (i'm whispering this to him), facetime, whaever. Just hook her up. Ok, bye." All the while my 4 year old daughter is screaming in the background:"I wanna talk to New Kids!" My 17 year old is laughing his butt off at me and my 8 year old...
1) the front of your scrubs reads "Nurses... here to save your ass, not kiss it!" (I have a shirt that says that....) 2) you occasionally park in the space with the "physicians only" sign... and knock it over. 3) you believe some patients are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. (I've said this....) 4) you recognize that you can't cure stupid. (very true!) 5) you own at least three pens with the names of prescription medications on them. (I do! and they write so damn good!) 6) you believe there's a special place in hell forthe inventor of the call light. 7) you believe that saying "it can't get any worse" causes it to get worse just to show you it can. (Been there, done that!) 8) you wash your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom. (YEP!) 9) you believe that any job where you can drive to work in your pajamas is a cool one. 10) you consider a tongue depressor an eating utensil. (YES) 11) eating microwav...
I'm so late putting this out and I'm so sorry. It's not like I have a lot of followers, but I did promise on Twitter that I would get out my experience in VA Beach and so here it is!!! I am going down 64 to VA Beach and get a tweet that Donnie Wahlberg is at the Guadalajara eating lunch. Well, then my phone blows up. I called Jenn to google the address so I could put it in my GPS, I'm going crazy because I am behind a wreck in bumper to bumper traffic, and GOING CRAZY!!! Donnie Wahlberg was not even 10 minutes from me and I'm stuck!!! So, I go into the emergency lane and drive down it passing everyone. I get a lot of middle fingers thrown up at me, horn blowing, and I'm praying the whole time a cop doesn't see me. I get out of traffic, call my friend Susie whose friend scored free passes from Donnie to the afterparty, who says he's leaving. OH SNAP!! So, I get to the restaurant as he is leaving! I'm soooo upset! So, I get to the hotel (whi...
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